How to rate your wife :) test from 1930

I was reading the free newspaper in the bus when I saw something interesting! :) A test from 1930, designed to help you to know if you have a good wife or not...

Here it is!

How to rate your wife

(Marital test from 1930 that lets men assess “quality” of their spouse)

The marital rating scale:

1. A good hostess – even to unexpected guests 
2. Has meals on time 
3. Can carry on an interesting conversation 
4. Can play a musical instrument 
5. Dresses for breakfast 
6. Neat housekeeper – tidy and clean 
7. Personally puts children to bed 
8. Never goes to bed angry, always makes up first (5pts) 
9. Asks husband’s opinions regarding important decisions and purchases 
10. Good sense of humour, jolly and gay 
11. Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress (10 pts) 
12. Lets husband sleep late on Sunday and holidays 

Total:__

Demerits (worth 1 point unless otherwise stated)

1. Slow in coming to bed – delays till husband is almost asleep 
2. Doesn’t like children (5 pts) 
3. Fails to sew on buttons or darn socks regularly 
4. Wears soiled or ragged dresses and aprons around the house 
5. Wears red nail polish 
6. Often late for appointments (5 pts) 
7. Seams in hose often crooked 
8. Goes to bed with curlers in her hair or too much face cream 
9. Puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them 
10. Is a back seat driver 
11. flirts with other men at parties or in restaurants (5 pts) 
12. Is suspicious and jealous (5 pts) 

Total:__

Substract the DEMERITS from the MERITS points to find your final score, this final score can be interpreted as follows:

0-5 Very poor

6-10 Poor

11-15 Average

16-20 Superior

21-25 Very superior

Good luck! :)